FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED. I AM A TEACHER.

Confessor : Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

I thought I knew it all and knew best, and have been helping to produce the next generation of killers and robots.

Killers in that my students will either join the military, or overwhelmingly support imperialist wars for the benefit of a cabal of warmongering, kiddie-fiddling, kiddie-murdering, fraudulent megalomaniacs.

Robots in that my students will either join a depressed, ill-educated, disposable, servile, docile, apathetic workforce, or end up in a life of crime and prison (which they say never pays yet I drive a Ford Fiesta but my students drive BMWs).

But, hey! At least I feel good inside my middle class self because I thought did something good while I treated someone who was telling the evil truth like he is a piece of shit!

Amen.

Priest: I forgive you, my child. Say ten Hail Mary's.