IT'S FREEDOM JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT

Boris de Shagger Johnson : on and from 17th May you may hug, and drink indoors.

Reality : you must 'sign in ' with the NHS app, wear masks, socially distance, and if anyone in a party physically close to you and your party is later found to be Covid-positive then you and your party must also quarantine. Oh, and only hug those dear to you, but not for too long...AND WEAR A FUCKING MASK! 

Question : who manufactures the masks, tests, PPE, etc? And how accurate are the tests?