YOU CAN HAVE BOTH RED SAUCE AND BROWN SAUCE

In Danny Baker's world famous Sausage Sandwich Game the eater of the aforementioned sausage sandwich has just three options as to what have with the sausage.
1. red sauce
2. brown sauce
3. no sauce at all

But what I am incandescent with rage is this; why can the sausage sandwich eater not have BOTH red sauce AND brown sauce on his or her sausage sandwich?

It is the most fundamental and profound questions of the day, and surely all options must be available to the eater of the sausage sandwich.

I mean, Nobel Peace Prize winner Obummer is sending yet more US military to start a war with Iran. All options must be considered, and if the option you want is not there then just make it up and send the US military to kill people. So effectively, by sending more US military to start war with Iran Nobel Peace Prize winner Obummer is having both red sauce and brown sauce with his sausage sandwich.

Right?