MADE IN NICE BRITAIN

The following is a list of 10 things, not in any particular order, that were Made in Nice Britain that have made this a nice, nice, nice, nice world:
Freemasonry;
Nazism;
Communism;
World War 1;
World War 2;
Israel;
Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade;
Islamic Terrorism;
Financial terrorism;
Saudi Arabia.

We could also add The United States of America.

And in honour of our cutthroat Jihadi allies fighting in Syria against the Syrian people, who were allowed by MI5 in a Covenant of Security to be inspired by Michael Adebalajo and his ilk, please be upstanding as we play our new national anthem:

God save our gracious queen
Long live our noble queen
Allah U Akbar

Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
Allah U Akbar