Dear Lord
Protect Israel tonight and for all eternity from the 5 month old children of Gaza, who kick their legs and wave their arms about in such a threatening motion, and coo and laugh with such ferocity and viciousness that they terrify the inhabitants of Tel Aviv.
And Lord, protect Israel tonight and for all eternity from the malnourished dishevelled 8 year old children of Gaza, who chase each other and a football so menacingly that they are as a rampant army of wanton destructive giants.
Heavenly Father.
Hear our prayer.
Amen.
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