YORK SUFFERS INVASIONS BY SAUDI ARABIA, GEORDIE LASSES AND POSH FUCKERS

I went to the fair city of York today.

I was stunned to see a stall in one of the main squares occupied by a delegation from The (head-chopping) Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Their poster, for whatever reason, didn't mention the head-chopping or its support for the cutthroat Jihadis in Syria who have been slitting the throats of defenceless Syrian children. A few children dressed up in Saudi dress were playing. A few men were trying to advertise The (head-chopping) Kingdom of Saudi Arabia as a destination for tourism. There were a few women totally covered from head to toe. And their flag is very threatening, with that sword, particularly when we all know that The (head-chopping) Kingdom of Saudi Arabia chops heads and hands off in public with such swords every Friday.

But York was also invaded by gang after gang after gang of middle aged Geordie women, wearing 6 inch platforms and very, very short tight dresses, even when they weighed 40 stone! You've gotta' love em. It's what life's for.

But here is where some people I know should put their hands over their ears and make really daft sounds: when you know just how evil this nation is then you have a duty to do something about it.

You've all had your fun. The really serious bit starts now.

ps I also walked a few metres in front of a couple from darn sarf. Posh fuckers they were, referring to the good people of York as 'the natives' who apparently have an attitude problem, according to these Surrey multi-millionaires who think they have some class.

You know the sort, who think they are special and that we are here to serve them.