CALLOUS CAMERON MOURNS THE DEATH OF KING HEADCHOPPER

I rejoiced at the great news of the death of Abdullah bin Abd Al Aziz Al Saud. The man has brought terror, death, destruction and homelessness to millions in North Africa and the Middle East, by first continuing to cover up Saudi Arabia's role in 9/11, and then, because the initial plan for 9/11 becoming moribund, agreeing to the Redirection in which the USA, Israel and Saudi Arabia would unleash the nastiest cutthroat Jihadis onto Libya, Syria, Lebanon and Iran.

But here is what Callous Cameron said upon hearing the great news:

He will be remembered for his long years of service to the Kingdom, for his commitment to peace and for strengthening understanding between faiths.

Abdullah apparently has 4 wives, 7 sons and 15 daughters, and a personal fortune of over $17 billion.

If I had that there is no way I would be unleashing cannibal cutthroat Jihadis onto defenceless Syrian children. I would be the happiest man alive, sponsoring research and conferences into nuclear fusion and the true causes of wars.

But that's what Abdullah did: he unleashed the cutthroats!

Commitment to peace, my arse!

He obeyed Liz.