THE SHAGGING AND FIGHTING SONG

Here is the first verse of a song I just wrote:

We'll shag, shag, shag,
Then have a war, war, war.
If this is being human
I want more, more, more.
At weekends watch grown men kick balls
And score, score, score.
Peace is so annoying.
Let’s shag then fight a war!

I think some teachers will appreciate these lyrics (just don't teach them at form time. OK?)