OTHER THINGS YOU CAN"T DO WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

At the end of CAITLYN JENNER ALREADY HAS NEARLY TWO AND A HALF MILLION FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER I said:

Even British schools force their students to write and draw pro-war propaganda to encourage us to fight in engineered wars!!

But you can't express your sexuality when you're dead, can yer?

Other things you can't do when you're dead include:
1. enjoy algebra;
2. learn how to paint;
3. discover how Freemasonry and the British monarchy engineered WW1;
4. learn how to speak French or German or Cantonese;
5. pointlessly chase a ball around and try to drive it into a net;
6. learn how to play the piano or guitar and sing;
7. understand the origin of and thus interpret poetry.

All these are, or should, be available at a school.