My God is bigger than your God.
Oh yeah? Can your God make you torture unbelievers?
Hell yeah! My God can even make me kill unbelievers! Can your God do that, eh? Eh?
Fuck yeah! My God can even make me kill unbelievers in the most inhumane way possible, like stone them to death!
Oh yeah? Well your god is a pussy! My God can make me burn unbelievers alive! Can your God do that, eh? Eh? BURN 'EM ALIVE!!
Oh. Well I was only joking before. My God can even make me saw the heads off unbelievers...and then be cited as a casus belli for war.
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