PLANET EARTH : THE PERFECT PLANET TO LIVE OUT YOUR DREAMS OF GREED AND LUST

The following could be a future advert for an interplanetary advert to visit Planet Earth:

Come to Planet Earth.

Live out your wildest fantasies of greed and lust.

Don't give a fuck about anything except where your next orgasm is coming from.

Don't ask any questions.

And definitely don't provide any answers.

Just take, take, take.

Feel at total liberty to not offer any help at all!!

Just take, take, take.

Shag. Shag. Shag.

War. War, War.

No questions asked.

Just enjoy yourself at Cream.

D'you know what I mean, like?

Of course you do.

Oops. I just realised this is actually live...