ARE THOSE CHILDREN STILL IN NEED?

You'd think that after over 30 years there wouldn't be any children in need today.

But apparently there are.

I don't understand it.

Why are those bloody children still in need, the cheeky beggars?

After the one trillion pounds we gave to The City of London to bail them out, after the hundreds of billions of pounds spent on unused nuclear weapons, after all the billions of pounds we've spent on unnecessary and engineered wars?

Yet those bloody cheeky beggars, the children, keep coming back for more, year after year after year...

I just do not understand it!