SO HOW MANY MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY ARE CIA?

Me?

Fucking zero.

David Icke?

I assume zero (but not 100%)

Jones' prettily coiffured sidekick PJW?

The same: I assume zero (but not 100%)

Alex Jones?

50%

Fifty fucking per cent!!!

50% of Alex Jones' family are CIA.

And there he is, pushing bogus, pro-Confederate history.

Gee. What a fucking surprise.

And there David Icke is, flogging his books on Alex Jones' Infowhores when he was AWOL for a protest outside Freemason's Hall on 28th June 2014, having written years before that Freemasonry had engineered WW1 and was responsible for all the ills in the world, and a week before 28th June 2014 whined that because of his writings Freemasonry was harassing him and issuing death threats against him.

Forgive me if I feel the need to puke.