A FEW MORE THINGS TO WAIT FOR BEFORE HELL FREEZES OVER

In FOUR THINGS TO WAIT FOR UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER I proposed four things to wait for until hell freezes over:

1. The Bolton Monarchy and their associates destroy those reports;
2. The Bolton Monarchy give me a recipe for one of their lethal, addictive potions;
3. David Icke to offer to refund all my donations;
4. Alex Jones to reveal the intimate relationship between his family and the disgusting Confederacy.

Two more things are:

5. the USA to release their imagery/radar data of the alleged BUK missile that brought down MH17;
6. Louis van Gaal to realise that his career at Man Utd is fcukt.