PEEPING TOMS OF THE WORLD UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY BUSINESS EMPIRES!

Go on!

Unite!

Arise you peeping toms from your slumber!
Arise you prisoners of want!

Buy a van, paint it up as the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, and drive around the UK and USA throwing your books and DVDs and stuff out of the back for free.

Simples!