YEAH, DON. WE BELIEVE YOU. THAT'S WHY YOU AND IVANKA SHIPPED YOUR JOBS TO CHINA ETC ETC ETC

Yeah, we really sympathise wit'ya.

Having to take those tough decisions, like, "Do I outsource my shirts to an old granny in Honduras who works herself to death for a dollar an hour, or do I pay a fellow patriot ten dollars an hour here in 'Murica who could do a much better job?"

And decisions like, "Do I risk outsourcing to a factory in Bangladesh that may use child labour, or do I employ a single mother in 'Murica who lost her home after my good friend Dodgy Roger Stone allowed Wall Street to fuck the world?"

Because nobody in 'Murica can make a shirt or a dress, can they?

And nobody in 'Murica can take orders for drinks or make a bed.

WHAT

A

FUCKING

SICK

RACIST

DANGEROUS

GREEDY

INTERNATIONAL

CAPITALIST

JOKE

YOU

ARE!!

#ImWithYou pic.twitter.com/I8dHzezmY4

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 3 September 2016