MY FIRST DAY AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

On my first day as President of the United States of America I would:
1. release all information regarding the assassinations of President John F Kennedy and his brother Robert and of Martin Luther King;
2. release all information on the attack on Pearl Harbour;
3. release all information on the attack on 11th September 2001 and immediately begin an open and public inquiry into that attack;
4. stop all support for Israel and finance the reconstruction of Gaza;
5. stop all support for proxy terrorists and rebels in Syria and offer military and financial assistance to Syria for its reconstruction;
6. begin an immediate research project into producing energy from nuclear fusion;
7. audit The Federal Reserve and begin an open and public inquiry into its past and current operations;
8. launch a full and open inquiry into the financial crisis of 2007/8 with the aim of locking up the perps and breaking up the banks;
9. issue trillions in zero per cent loans for education, infrastructure and low cost housing;
10. stop prodding Russia in Eastern Europe.

These are just a few of the actions I would take.

Trump?

1. start to deport millions of immigrants;
2. start to build that wall;
3. enable fracking to pollute the water supply;
4. get down on his knees before his God, Benjamin Netanyahu.