TRUMP WEEK 1 : COULD DO MUCH BETTER

The only good thing was pulling out of TPP, but Sanders would have done that too!

The rest?

That wall : waste of time and money and energy

Immigrants : rich white male bankers and their ilk are the source of most major crime, not poor immigrants (we're still paying for the crisis the bankers created 10 years ago!!).

Syria : safe zones in Syria without telling, or coordinating with, Syria and Russia? BAAAAAD!

China : risking war with China over some legal man-made islands? REALLY BAAAAAAD!

Abortion : as much as I detest abortion (and I do), state-funded abortion minimises dangerous backstreet abortions that risk the lives of both mother and baby, but abortion should not be the first and only option and should seriously, seriously, seriously be discouraged with all persuasion.

Israel : Stop it! Just stop it!

Oval Office : busts of Winston Churchil and Teddy Roosevelt, and portrait of Andrew Jackson? REALLY, REALLY BAAAAAD!

Henry Kissinger : KISSINGER IS STILL AT LARGE, AS IS DAVID ROCKEFELLER. REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAAAAAD!

Hillary : Trump now wants NO investigation!

Pipelines and fracking : after the water supply is polluted, Trump will make a fortune from selling Trump Water, a delicious, fresh water from the Andes that only multi-billionaires like himself can afford.