ER, ALEX? REMEMBER WHEN YOU (AT LEAST GAVE THE APPEARANCE OF DOING SO) SLAGGED OFF THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY?

Well, your guy just requested a ride in their gold plated carriage!

Parasites?

Disgusting?

Filthy?

Eugenicists?

Degenerate?

In-bred idiots?

Using celebrities to make the British Royal family celebrities themselves?

Your words, not mine.

And your guy wants to take a ride with them in their gold-plated carriage!

Watch, remember, and weep...

Can't wait for you to explain this one.

PS I hope you and Watson get to cheer Trump as he passes you by, making that Royal hand wave.

Secrets of the Royal Wedding Exposed!