BREAKING : TRUMP IS CONSIDERING MILITARY ACTION AGAINST GHANA AS PRELUDE TO WAR ON VENEZUELA

Maybe he's got Guyana and Ghana mixed up? They sound very similar.

But that doesn't matter. It's another country, another war. Good for the military-industrial complex. Good for patriotism. Good for Trump.

Bad for Ghana/Guyana/wherever Trump decides to bomb/invade next.

Innit?