HOW TO BE A FAKE ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT OUTSIDER IN TEN EASY STEPS

1. your "greatest friend" must be a fully paid up, card-carrying member of the one true deep state who procures children for the CIA to abuse in several ways, and has extensive contacts with the FBI hierarchy;
2. that friend must also introduce you to the mob to establish long-standing working and friendship relationships;
3. buy a CIA/mob money-laundering front and get busted several times for money-laundering (but not investigated by the FBI);
4. hang out with Mossad agents who run paedophile rings for blackmail purposes (Epstein) and then claim you don't know them;
5. also hang out with the Clintons and build life-long inter-generation relationships;
6. also accuse Saudi Arabia, not Iran, of 9/11, and claim that nobody loves Israel more than you do;
7. run for the Presidency not to make America great again but to rip up the P5+1 deal with Iran for Israel;
8. also claim the desire to lock up the Clintons, but don't, and in fact toast them during your inauguration lunch;
9. once GEOTUS fly to Saudi Arabia and be their bestest mates in the whole wide world (having accused them of 9/11);
10. pick loads and loads of globalist swamp-dwellers for your administration and sack all the people who believed that you were for real, e.g. Bannon!

And once you've done all this, hope that nobody notices!!