A DAFT ONE WORD ANSWER TO THE QUESTION

What is the British dream?

Well, a newly converted Tory woman just interviewed on BBC Radio 5 Live replied, "fairness".

Fairness?

Really?!

When the country is run by a gang of blokes with funny handshakes who wear aprons and call each other Prince of the Tabernacle?

Pffft!

Daft as a brush.