WE PROMISE NOT TO CALL JUDAS A RAT IF HE ABANDONS THE SINKING SHIP USS INFOWARS

Honest.

Some might call him a rat for abandoning Alex Jones and Infowars when the world gets to know all about Kelly, the kids and the creepy spying and stalking and harassment (and even treason with Russia?).

And some might have respect for him if he stays and goes down with Alex and Infowars.

Paul and Alex are the Ant and Dec of conspiracy theory.