SURPRISE! SKRIPAL PETS DIED FROM DEHYDRATION NOT NOVICHOK

So let's get this straight:
1. the Skripals were allegedly attacked, possibly at their home (but it was also suggested in their car and multiple locations in Salisbury), with a military grade novichol described as the deadliest nerve agent ever produced;
2. but the Skripals will survive and without any permanent damage;
3. and only the cat and guinea pigs died...and they died from dehydration after being ignored and locked in the house by Plod?

Colander. Sieve. Swiss cheese. So many holes. No wonder the NATO nations voted Russia off the OPCW investigation.