FOOTBALL ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE

That's what Jose Moan-inho said.

MUFC 0 : 3 Tottingham

Brighton 3 : 0 MUFC

MUFC 1 : 1 Wolves

MUFC 2 : 2 Derby County (MUFC lost on penalties)

West Ham 3 : 1 MUFC

Moan-inho 0 : 5 Moan-inho's moans

And it's not even October!

MUFC should seriously consider dumping Moan-inho now and replacing him with Zidane. Moan-inho's losing/lost the team and the fans. He wants a media career. Preferably located in Paris. Maybe Rome or Milan. Or London. Probably not Madrid. Manchester is grim and oop north. That's why he focused on commenting in Russia on the The World Cup, to sell himself, while other EPL managers were resting and preparing their clubs for this season. Didn't Lampard comment on the The World Cup? But remained in Ingerland?

Result?

Moan-inho lost to Lampard. And has a squad containing Pogba, Sanchez, Rashford, Lingard and many other internationals now languishing in mid-table obscurity.

Come back Moyes. All is forgiven.

Otherwise MUFC will be in a relegation dog fight with the Toon.