I CAN HELP JUD-A$$ REGAIN HIS FAVOURITE JOB CLEANING TOILETS WITH HIS TONGUE

1. Make a video exposing Roy Cohn and his sanctioned activities for the CIA/mob;
2. then get sacked by Infowars (ordered by U S MilitaryIntelligence) for actually being truthful and independent for once, thus showing U S Military Intelligence that they cannot trust you;
3. then move back to the grim Oop North and not that City of London-dominated London;
4. regain your job cleaning toilets with your tongue.

There.

Problem solved.

You're weclome (pun intended).