AND SPEAKING OF WARS

I didn't start this war.

I actually gave many peace offerings to begin with.

But as war was declared on me I asked politely several times that those offerings be deleted.

But they weren't.

And now here we are, with secret surveillance cameras, the theft of my codes, theses, ideas and even my clothes?! And from my sister's house?!?! How did they even know where she lived?

So the moral of the story is: don't try to help the human race coz they'll steal everything you own, write and think.