LATEST UK GOVERNMENT ADVICE ON GOING DOWN THE BOOZER

Latest government advice:

Avoid pubs only don’t if they’re owned by Tim Martin who’s a Tory donor only do because the Chief Medical Officer said you should because they aid transmission only don’t because Tim Martin said they don’t. Simple. pic.twitter.com/lCIwmKUN4v

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 20, 2020