AND STILL NO VOLUNTEERS TO GET ZAPPED LIKE I WAS FOR NEARLY 7 YEARS. IMAGINE MY SHOCK!

Not even a zapping-lite?

Go on. Be a devil. Volunteer.

Quite happy to spy on me, hack my computers, burgle my sister's house, etc.

But not 1 volunteer for 1 night of not even a gentle zapping?

Not even big brave warrior sent-here-from-the-ether Son-of-the-Godhead (whatever that is) David Icke?

The guy who took my money to save his IP?

Pffft!

Listen, Icke.

Next time travel restrictions are lifted in the UK I'm gonna hunt you down on The Isle of Wight, kick your flat door down, tell you to put the kettle on, make a brew, and then tell me what the F**K you think you're playing at!!

Sanctioning burglary of my sister's house?!?!

And everything else.