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Friday, May 01, 2020

THE SENTENCING OF DAVID VAUGHAN ICKE

Think I'm joking?

Just wait for the evidence.

That shitsack is going down.

And it's his fault. Not mine.

Adapted from the classic 70's comedy, Porridge:
David Vaughan Icke, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences: you will go to prison for five years.

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