ER, PAUL? IS THIS WHAT YOU MEAN BY BRITISH HERITAGE?

Slavery?

Mass genocide?

Brutal occupation and imperialism, eg India, Ireland?

Freemasonry and bent coppers?

Engineering revolutions, civil and world wars?

Pioneers in creating money out of thin air?

Zionism?

HQ of Islamic fundamentalist and international terrorism?

Best buddies with that cancer on the world, Saudi Arabia?

And of course, beans and cheese on toast (which I invented, by the way)?