I REMEMBER WHEN DAVID ICKE'S LOVERBOY ALEX JONES USED TO CALL OUT OBAMA FOR USING EOS. TURNS OUT TRUMP IS USING YOO FOR EXACTLY THE SAME THING!

What. A fu**ing. Joke.

No. Not Trump. I mean Icke and Jones.

Trump is consulting with John "waterboard" Yoo about issuing lawless EOs to turn Trump into Emperor Trump.

But I thought Trump was placed into the White House by Qtards to make 'Murica a republic again? Right?

Well, that's what Alex multi-millionaire sell-out Jones said, so it must be true.

And Icke's surfin' that wave...

Ker-ching!!

But Dave needn't worry about clothes and accessories. We're gonna buy him all the Mossad clothing he wants and needs: t-shirts; socks; undies; umbrella. Whatever. Whatever Mossad Dave wants, Mossad Dave gets.

The rancid piece of shit!