MORE THAN JUST COINCIDENCE : GARTH ICKE SWERVES PROTEST IN DERBY TO GET WASTED DARN SARF; THEN HAS 'PANIC ATTACK'; THEN SWERVES PROTEST IN BIRMINGHAM

1. God's whimp Garth could have easily attended a protest in his beloved Derby, but Garth swerved that and instead went darn sarf to watch Derby County FC on TV, not attend a protest in London with Piers Corbyn, and got wasted for a few days walking, drinking, eating cheese, etc, with his mates;
2. a few days after returning to Derby to his wife and daughter he claims to have a 'panic attack';
3. he then swerves a protest in Birmingham, claiming he needs to get his head together.

What the F was in that cheese?