WHAT IS DAVID ICKE?

He says he is the Son of God, and is here to wake us up.

Looks like he failed.

Some of us gave him a chance and supported him, morally and/or financially. I even gave him £1000 for his IP defence fund in the mid-2000s. If he had lost that case he, and in particular his gobshite son Garth, would be nowhere. So what happened when my sister's house was professionally burgled? Garth mocked me, using data hacked from my personal computer.

And even though David has been saying for years, let's just love each other coz we're all one infinite conciousness having an experience, Gobshite Garth mocked anti-war, anti-racist campaigner Owen Jones when Jones was violently assaulted by neo-Nazis!

That's the Ickes I know and detest.

So what is David Icke?

Ok, well, using his statement that he is here to wake us up: David Icke is like the moron who in a block of flats would bang on everyone's doors at 0200 shouting the building is on fire when in reality he and his mates had just blazed up a Camberwell Carrot. Yes, he's waking everyone up. Yes, there's a fire, but he caused it, and it's a tiny fire at the end of a Rizzla. 

A real Son of God would not need to resort to crime. But Icke has. And the behaviour of Gobshite Garth (mocking victims of neo-Nazi crime, allowing his daughter to wear Disney clothing, tweeting hard core porn, feeding the ducks or getting wasted darn sarf instead of speaking at anti-lockdown protests, walking in the winter mud instead of filming inside their local hospitals, etc) shows the Ickes are not taking the situation seriously, which is why they have failed.