DAMN, THAT VIRUS IS EVEN MORE INTELLIGENT THAN WE THOUGHT

Last week Manchester UK was told to wear masks on the tram but not on the bus. 

Coz, you know. The virus only attacks posh public transport such as the tram.

And now the virus also knows to attack only in Scotland!

Train passengers are now being told to put on their masks when the train crosses the border from England into Scotland.

Coz, you know. The virus is fully aware of the England-Scotland border and, for whatever reason, only attacks in Scotland.