DAVID ICKE BY THE BEACH BOYS

How could The Beach Boys write a classic song about David Icke? Well, Icke would say that it was all planned long ago.

Your eggy farts 2 days ago after a poached egg? All planned long ago.

So don't worry, baby! It was all planned long ago. Even though Icke demands we had all better get up off our (fucking fat, in the case of David) arses or this is the end of humanity, coz only Icke knows how to get us out of this, but also don't worry coz it was all planned long ago that humanity would win and nothing can stop this victory.

Confused? Well, here's The Beach Boys singing, Don't Worry Baby, laughing know that it's all a farce.

Yep. David Icke, and thus his whole operation, is a total farce.

You want an example? OK. I donated £1k to David Icke's IP defence fund in 2006. How do I get repaid? I don't even get a thanks (like when I sent so much information for free to the Bolton Monarchy without any thanks of offers of help). But when my sister's house is professionally burgled his son Garth mocks me!. Conclusion: never, ever, EVER donate to or trust the Ickes. Coz I never will ever again.

Ditto the Bolton Monarchy: unhelpful, ungrateful, Archonic, greedy, selfish, disgraceful, dreadful, dreadful people.

The whole network: close family; family; friends, etc.

No thanks. No help and/or advice.

Just take, take, take.