Finally believing what Watson suggested last year, that all he needed to do to win any argument was show his face.
Hair? Perfectly coiffuered.
Beard? Perfectly trimmed.
We. Are. Saved!
All Watson needs to do now is appear at the gates of Buckingham Palace, ask to see his favourite family, The Windsors, and ask them politely to stop it. Stop whatever they're doing, right now!
So by 0830 BST tomorrow it should all be over. The British monarchy will recognise that Watson's self-proclaimed beauty is far superior to their evil plans, and surrender. No more war. No more vaccine. No more tyranny.
Coz Paul Joseph Watson's hair and beard.
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