TTS METAL BASEBALL BAT OF THE DAY

Soon to be decided.

Along with TTS Large-Ugly-Kitchen-Knife-to-be-used-on-Burglars of the Day.

So how would you feel if your sister's house had been professionally burgled?

Mr Icke?

Would you mock your victim sister?

Mr Icke?

Would you suggest to your sister to take this as just an experience?

 Mr Icke?

Or would you want to slice the burglars' balls off and shove them down their throat?  

Eh, Mr Icke?

You complete fucking fraud!!

Mr Fraud Icke!!!