SURPRISE! MOST COMMON INITIAL SYMPTOM OF THE COMMON COLD VARIANT IS A COUGH

You know.

The common cough is an initial symptom of the common cold variant.

Zero hospitalisations.

Zero deaths.

Symptoms are the common cough and maybe a slight temperature.

And we're supposed to be absolutely terrified into rolling up our sleeves to be injected with experimental killer mRNA toxic gunge...FOREVER?!

What. A. Joke!