WHY IS GARTH ICKE HAVING A WHALE OF A TIME WHEN HE AND HIS DADDY CLAIM SATANIST PAEDOPHILES ARE COMING FOR THE KIDS?

There's a protest in London today.

Garth is AWOL, hungover after boozing with the lads last night...AGAIN!

His daddy claims satanist paedophiles are coming for the kids, and that this is the end of freedom and humanity.

Garth has 2 young children.

Garth claims but...but...but...muh birthday!

A birthday of empty whisky bottles?

The Ickes are not sending their best.