FIRST GARTH. NOW DAVID. WHAT IS IT WITH THE ICKES AND HOLIDAYS?

The Ickes claim, and terrify us into believing, that reptilian satanist paedophiles are coming for their and our kids.

But Garth is going on holidays and taking days off here, there and everywhere. Garth's latest jolly jaunt is a 'walk' around Scotland (where they just happen to make lots and lots of Garth's favourite tipple, whisky).

Now daddy David is planning on going on holiday too? 

He's been checking out holiday cottages.

Tut, tut, tut.

This could be very dangerous, coz those reptilian satanist paedophiles could be hiding under the bed, or hanging out in the wardrobes.

Pfft!

I find it astonishing that just as the Ickes terrify us, they go on holiday.

I wish I could go on a nice, long holiday. Don't you?

Where are they getting their money? Expensive shirts. New studio in Confederate Texas, 'Murica. New house. Holidays.

Total. Total. Frauds!!