SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO AND THINK IF YOU GAVE THE ICKES £1000 ONLY FOR THEM TO MOCK YOU WHEN YOU ARE PROFESSIONALLY BURGLED?

You'd think they are frauds. Right?

You'd think they are crooks. Right?

You'd show that they are blaggards. Right?

The Ickes have used that £1000 to become obese flops and work-shy freeloaders.

David Icke has got to be one of the most obese people in the UK if not the world while Ickonic tells us to be fit and healthy.

And all that Garth seems to do is sit behind a camera or go for long walks while tweeting boring crap.

I want my money back.