ONE GOOD FACT ABOUT COCKROACH MILK : YOU CAN'T MAKE ICE CREAM FROM IT

Yes, there is a thing called Cockroach milk.

And it's alleged to be a superfood.

No, it's not actually milk.

No, you don't extract it by squeezing teats.

Yes, you do extract it by killing cockroaches and gutting them.

But, you'll be very sad to learn, you can't make ice cream from it.

Well, not yet.

See : Cockroach milk: Is this the most gross superfood yet?