ER, GARTH? I'M SURE THOSE SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILIAN SATANIST PAEDOPHILES HAVE HAD YET ANOTHER CRACKING SATURDAY. AGAIN!

Priorities. Priorities.

Hunt down and slay spaceships full to the brim with shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles, or feed the ducks followed by ice hockey and no doubt beers.

Lovely family day at Brierley. Now for Rangers v Bruins. Hope you're all having a great Saturday. pic.twitter.com/eFiUIQG1bE

— Gareth Icke (@garethicke) March 4, 2023