WHAT DID GARTH ICKE DO TODAY?

You know Garth.

His family claim the world is run by shape-shifting reptlian satanist paedophiles who live in the moon and receive their orders for world domination fom Saturn..

They make quite a nice living from this claim.

So, it's the weekend.

What did Garth do today?

1. go for a walk along a disused railway line and make a documentary about it;
2. watch football;
3. drink beer;
4. all of the above.
5. absolutely nothing whatsoever (except 3.).
   

No wonder we're in this mess.