AN OPEN LETTER TO GOD

Dear God

Dear, dear God.

Deary, deary me.

Tut. Tut. Tut.

What have you done?

Unleashing the Ickes onto planet Earth as your servants? 

What the HELL were you thinking?

Please Icke-splain.

Vain, arrogant, thieving, pervert wronguns, they are.

They mock victims of violent Nazi crime and professional burglary.

They're even issuing death threats now!! 

You do know that they blamed 5G in 2020, AND YOU ALLOWED THEM!

And you, all-seeing all-knowing love and conciousness and all that, said nothing to them?

NOTHING!

Why?

Yours etc

TTS (and hopefully every sane person on planet Earth)

PS Get a grip of the Ickes, eh? They're seriously fking everything up and TOO FREQUENTLY going AWOL. Tell Garth to buy a telescope to watch the moon for those reptiles. Tell Jaymie to stop bullying Anna Brees and realise that we are allowed to think for ourselves. And as for David? Tell him to cut the Spaghetti Carbonara and lard, start yoga, and sort Ickonic out. He's morbidly obese, almost on a death wish. But you know that. Right?

WE SHOULD NOT BE IN THIS MESS!!

Why did you not tell the Ickes to read The Daily Mail of 12th July 2020?

By-eeee