I'LL ASK ONCE AGAIN : WHY IN 2020, AFTER 30 YEARS OF GUIDING DAVID ICKE, DID GOD AND HIS SPIRIT GUIDES ABANDON ICKE AND ALLOW HIM TO MAKE SUCH A COMPLETE ARSE OF HIMSELF?

What did Icke do around 2018/9 that could have provoked such a reaction from God and his spirit guides of 30 years?

And why has Icke not Icke-splained and apologised for being such an arse?

You don't think it was...

You know...

Nah, couldn't be.

Could it?

As far as we know Icke didn't rape any old grannies or young children or cats. No armed robbery. No murder. Not even a fine for the late return of a book from the local library.

So what could Icke have done?

Answers on a postcard to:

Professional Burglary Competition

PO Box 666

RYDE

Isle of Wight