WHAT DID THE ICKES DO FOR THEIR SPIRIT GUIDES TO ABANDON THEM?

They must have done something, something so terrible, so outrageous.

Why would David Icke's spirit guides abandon him after 30 years of guidance, to write all those books, to make so many videos, to give so many speeches.

Thirty years.

All for nowt.

To not just allow Icke to make a complete arse of himself in 2020 and 2021, but to also allow the roll out of the killer vaccines?

It does not make sense.

Does it?

Thirty years of spirit guidance and all for nowt.

Why?

And tonight we find Garth Icke giving zero f*cks, tweeting photos of a can of IPA while he takes another "much needed break".

So, what did the Ickes do for their spirit guides to abandon them?

Answers on a postcard to:

Icke Professional Burglary Competition

PO Box 666

Derby