ER, GARTH? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE STARTING THE REVOLUTION IN DERBY TODAY?

You know, guaranteeing the safety and freedom of your children from those pesky shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles who live in the moon and receive their orders for world domination from Saturn?

Lovely spa day with the Mrs. One of our three days a year, just the two of us.
Not normally my bag, but was counting Zzzzs in the mediation room.

— Gareth Icke (@garethicke) September 16, 2023