THIS WTAF QUESTION, WHICH SO FAR HAS NOT BEEN ASKED, NEEDS TO BE ASKED BY WTAF, AND ICKE-SPLAINED ASAP

Decades ago the fat lad, David Icke, claimed that he regularly conversed with Jesus Christ, and that his spirit guide was JC's dad, Joseph.

But a few years later the fat lad, David Icke, claims that JC is a myth!

Yeah! I know!

WTAF!

But very, very curiously indeed, the actual WTAF team (Rich and the mine-dwelling Garth) swerve this actual huge controversy!!

I mean, WTAF!

W. T. A. F!

So why does daddy David "fat lad" Icke claim that he regularly conversed with JC but now claims that JC is a myth?

We deserve an Icke-splanation!!

Goddammit!

WE DESERVE, NAY DEMAND, AN ICKE-SPLANATION!!

BY CHRIST, I GAVE THOSE FOKKERZ £1000. THIS IS THE LEAST I DESERVE FROM THEM.  

If daddy David was not conversing with JC then who was he conversing with? And how? 

Da Ickez are a fokking money-grabbing disgrace.

Nearly 15,000 children have died in The Gaza Strip because of them.

And where was Garth?

Hiding down a fokking mine.